Feb 09, 2017
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cat: you have a snack, I want that
me: it's an apple, you don't like it
cat: but WHAT IF i DID
me: *sighs* fine, try this
cat: *scrunches nose* I CN'T BELIEVE YOU TREID TO POISON ME
Feb 05, 2017
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Friendly reminder

vastderp:

undeterr-ed:

“Doing your best” does not mean working yourself to the point of a mental breakdown.

this one still smashes me in the face ten times a year. do not ignore pain, it’s no longer your best at that point

Feb 05, 2017
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loganlerman:

Me: *smiles at a baby*

Baby: *doesn’t smile back*

Me: well fuck you then

Feb 05, 2017
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tastefullyoffensive: “To fetch the stick, you must first become the stick. ”

tastefullyoffensive:

To fetch the stick, you must first become the stick.

(Source: delithot)

Feb 02, 2017
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suzie-guru:

the-blog-of-burnstein:

hillaryisaboss:

History repeats.

This isn’t even the HALF OF IT. Hitler, like Trump, was considered to be a total joke at first, and was thought to be unable to do any of his crazy policy initiatives. Both won their elections without most of the vote. Both pivoted to a less crazy political middle to gain more support after the election.

Never again is now.

Never again is now.

Feb 01, 2017
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vestlizard100:

vestlizard100:

Coolest Lizard In The World Google Search

Oh FUCK Yeah